LUMIJEFF / EXPERIMENT 001

Wired
differently.

Artificial intelligence.
Natural cat-astrophe.
Meet Jeff. The future has a crooked face.

Meet your new overlord ↗Run Jeff.exe ↓

$LUMIJEFF  ·  NINE LIVES. ONE CHARGING CABLE.

LumiJeff, a yellow robot with Jeff’s unmistakably crooked cat face
SYSTEM STATUSperfectly imperfect.
COMMAND RECEIVEDignoring you…
BUILT TO FOLLOW COMMANDS✳ONLY ANSWERS TO PSPSPS✳100% JEFF ENERGY✳0% SOCIAL SKILLS✳BUILT TO FOLLOW COMMANDS✳ONLY ANSWERS TO PSPSPS✳100% JEFF ENERGY✳0% SOCIAL SKILLS✳
01 / A BEAUTIFUL MALFUNCTION

The body is new.
The face is forever.

They gave Jeff a robot body.
He gave their code a furball.

Somewhere between a software update and a very questionable idea, LumiJeff happened. A machine with nine lives, absolutely no urgency, and an expression that says the system is still loading.

9LIVES INCLUDED
01BRAIN CELL ONLINE
∞ATTITUDE
02 / INTERACTIVE SPECIMEN DEMO

Try giving
him a command.

Advanced hardware. Selective hearing.
Click a command and see what Jeff thinks of your instructions.

● ● ●   jeff.exev.9.lives
> booting lumijeff…
Hardware detected. Cat detected.
Obedience module: not found.
Awaiting your very optional command.
JEFF ENERGY98%
LOCAL DEMO · FELINE RESPONSE ENGINE
03 / EXTREMELY UNOFFICIAL SPECIFICATIONS

Engineered to be Jeff.

HARDWARE / 001

Built like the future.

Yellow armor. Mechanical joints. A body ready for anything, provided anything can wait until after his nap.

SOFTWARE / 002

Runs on cat logic.

If it moves, chase it. If it fits, sit in it. If it’s a command, pretend the connection is unstable.

FACEWARE / 003

No patch available.

That crooked little face is a permanent feature. Some things are too perfectly wrong to update.

FACEWARE™ / ORIGINAL EDITION
The original crooked LumiJeff face
PATCH NOTES / VERSION 9.0.1

Some bugs
are the whole point.

We tried a factory reset. He knocked the factory off the table. The face stays. The attitude stays. The warranty is taking a nap.

Crooked smileWORKING AS INTENDED
Obedience driverPERMANENTLY MISSING
Snack detectionFULLY OPERATIONAL
THE FUTURE IS SLIGHTLY OFF-CENTER

Stay wired.
Stay weird.

Follow the experiment. Bring your own brain cell.

Join @LumisJeff ↗